Monday, November 7, 2011
Sunday, November 6, 2011
If Animals have Facebook......
If animals have Facebook,
these are most likely to be their Status Updates :
Cockroach : Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle.
Cow : Huh! They are touching my breast again..what they think I am! Bitch?
Mosquito : I am HIV positive this is all due to wrong sucking !!!
Chicken : If tomorrow I am not updating my status, means I am being served at KFC.
Love you all.....
Octopus : I have just refilled my ink..horray!!
Cow : Friends, don’t go out, hari raya korban holiday is coming
Pig writes a comment on Cow’s status : “Luckily I am haram”
4 likes.
Cow replies :“Don’t you remember that after hari raya korban is the Chinese new year..?
211 likes.
(~.^)
these are most likely to be their Status Updates :
Cockroach : Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle.
Cow : Huh! They are touching my breast again..what they think I am! Bitch?
Mosquito : I am HIV positive this is all due to wrong sucking !!!
Chicken : If tomorrow I am not updating my status, means I am being served at KFC.
Love you all.....
Octopus : I have just refilled my ink..horray!!
Cow : Friends, don’t go out, hari raya korban holiday is coming
Pig writes a comment on Cow’s status : “Luckily I am haram”
4 likes.
Cow replies :“Don’t you remember that after hari raya korban is the Chinese new year..?
211 likes.
(~.^)
Sunday, August 7, 2011
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Monday, June 27, 2011
Monday, June 20, 2011
What are men really like?
What are men really like?
Men are like.....Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate much interest.
Men are like.....Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY.
Men are like.....Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like.....High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
MEN stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
WOMEN keep'a scrollin'...
So your lives suck if you count on men. By the way if you're a man and you're reading this this illustrates another point : men never listen either.
Men are like.....Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate much interest.
Men are like.....Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY.
Men are like.....Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like.....High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
MEN stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
WOMEN keep'a scrollin'...
So your lives suck if you count on men. By the way if you're a man and you're reading this this illustrates another point : men never listen either.
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Green Building
Everyone is talking, discussing about green building nowsaday.
Sustainable...Green Building...
What is Green Building actually?
Building which is painted green???
......
Sustainable...Green Building...
What is Green Building actually?
Building which is painted green???
......
Saturday, January 1, 2011
New Year 2011
Happy New Year 2011 to the world!! Let do better and the best in this new year!!
Welcome, Rabbit Year^^
Welcome, Rabbit Year^^
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