当面对两个选择时，抛硬币总能奏效，并不是因为它总能给出对的答案，而是在你把它抛在空中的那一秒里，你突然知道你希望它是什么...
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What are men really like?
What are men really like?
Men are like.....Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate much interest.
Men are like.....Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY.
Men are like.....Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like.....High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
MEN stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
WOMEN keep'a scrollin'...
So your lives suck if you count on men. By the way if you're a man and you're reading this this illustrates another point : men never listen either.
Men are like.....Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate much interest.
Men are like.....Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY.
Men are like.....Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like.....High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
MEN stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
WOMEN keep'a scrollin'...
So your lives suck if you count on men. By the way if you're a man and you're reading this this illustrates another point : men never listen either.
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